Star-crossed-wires

Romeo, Romeo, step back Romeo
Lets have a chat about the nightcap sitting on the
back of your girlfriend’s nightstand Romeo
Rosalind was never gonna ask you to dance
Not a chance
Like it’s 1920 and you’ve got that polio
Leg
Maybe then you coulda, man you shoulda
Had a little bit of swagger like your friend Mercutio did
-Then ‘stead of a limp dick
Mighta had a pimp stick
Mightve been a man, took a stand, made a plan
instead’ve running from “Bani-
shed”
You fled, played dead, and
you left it to the priest
and the nurse instead

is it really any wonder at the state you’re in
For two star crossed folks you’re sure both Dim.